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------------HELLO MECians--------------


 


 


INTERESTING


Actual letter of resignation from an employee at
Zantex Computers (USA), to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
afterwards!



Dear Mr. Baker,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, Ihave a few very
   basic expectations. Chief among these is that my   direct superiors have an   intellect that ranges above the common ground   squirrel. After your   consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and   me during the   commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you   are one of the few   true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every   little nuance of   everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my   office is not only   a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen.   I was hired because   I know how to network computer systems, and you were   apparently hired to   provide amusement to myself and other employees, who   watch you vainly  attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste"   for the hundredth  time.

You will never understand computers. Something as   incredibly simple as   binary still gives you too many options. You will also   never understand   why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain   it to you, even   though I am sure this will be just as effective as   telling you what an IP  is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you   ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly   looking for fault in   others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about   you that may have   worked for your interview, but now that you actually   have responsibility,   you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their   talent will cover for   your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial   evolution, you are the   blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs   at. Managers like you   are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this   situation is   unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal   lobotomy reversal,   I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a   few  parting   thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment,   it is illegal for   you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can   say to hurt me   is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends   randomly call you over   the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I   know you would be   unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the   system, and I know   every password you have used for the last five years.   If you decide to   get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list",   which I   conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your   useless files. I do   believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually   viewed favorably by the   administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take   pictures of your   Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you   were going to take   pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you   forgot to erase them   like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to   say I have never seen   such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you   that those have been   copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring   of a glowing letterof recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I   hate having to   correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of   recommendation on my   desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody,   and all of your
little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to   the public. Never   f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because   they know what you do   with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day,

Cecelia

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